Frankie of Windham, ME Come and listen to a story about a man named Frank
A poor Congressman but he’s really a skank
Then on day he was strippin Fannie Mae
And up through the ground popped a big pay day.

Green that is……Green Gold……Taxpayer tea


Well the first thing you know old Franks a millionaire
Kinfolk said ‘Frank move away from there’
Said ‘Portland Maine is the place that’s really gay
So they loaded up the truck and headed for Casco Bay

Cruise that is…..hopefully no……bailouts

Well now it’s time to say goodbye to Frank and all his kin
And they’d like next time to see a bit more skin
Your all invited back again to meat with this old fool
To have a heapin helpin of a game of pocket pool

I’m innocent……Set a spell……Take your clothes off

Y’all come back now y’hearreport abuse

Lawrence Larroldsburg of Lewiston, ME Barney the ButtPirate. Arrrrgggghhhhh!report abuse

Tim1 of Weld, ME Where else can you get a ticket to see the man most responsible for the mortgage mess we are currently in?

Way to go Barney. You'll fit right in here with the Maine Democrats.report abuse

Thomas Carter of Montville, ME Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this chilly port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
10 passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted Down East isle
With Barney Frank
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The Governor
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Fannie Mae Isle.


So this is the tale of the castaways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to fleece the taxpayers,
It's an uphill climb.report abuse